…you let your date pick the restaurant and end up in the drive-thru.

…you have to ask your cousin to go to the company party with you.

...your dates normally give you a list of medications in the first five minutes.

…your date asks for crayons to color the placemat during dinner

…your date asks you not to talk but to "mime" the conversation.

…your date spends the whole evening speaking in third person.

…on a first date they ask what you want for Christmas even though it's six months away.

…you spend more monthly on internet dating than your mortgage payment.

…your last date said they couldn't go out with you again until they consulted their "spirit guide".

…your dates give their phone number to the person serving you your food.